An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
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To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.
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"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER
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Did you hear about Bob?
Yeah, he was totally uptight. We tried meds first but ultimately he required a stickectomy. Good recovery though - now he's totally kickin it.
Yeah, he was totally uptight. We tried meds first but ultimately he required a stickectomy. Good recovery though - now he's totally kickin it.
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Common in Europe and Australia.
Also know as a "Speedo."
Common in Europe and Australia.
Also know as a "Speedo."
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The equation reads as
%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where
s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking
This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.
So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.
%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.
So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.
How bout over 15 minutes?
%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk
You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
The equation reads as
%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where
s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking
This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.
So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.
%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.
So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.
How bout over 15 minutes?
%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk
You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
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