People's Temple

Founded by Jim Jones, A cultist activist and leader, In fear of the Government disbanding the cult, the People's Temple Followers drank poison-laced purple Cool-Aid. Causing a mass-murder suicide in the surrounding area.

The People's Temple has brought bad luck to Jonestown and its' citizens .

by Swarts Dè Bangâr March 24, 2017

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

Dirty semple

When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic

Gave my mum a dirty semple

by Dick Wilson jacksonbearkock April 7, 2020

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

by Favol March 5, 2023

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

Two man steeple

The first time I was asked about this was

My partner and I demonstrated the Two man steeple for the lacrosse camp talent show.

by anonymous November 21, 2021