Stachenese

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!

Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!

I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!

by MS.M-R April 10, 2020

scuz stache

When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.

Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."

winston : "si"

by sam and winston October 19, 2008

kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.

that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man

by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010

Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.

Your Comp Stache is glorious!

by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010

Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.

"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"

by Eve04 November 5, 2009