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Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.
Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."
by Tu-vi August 15, 2007
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Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010
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tantric squishing

the difficult art of tantric squishing is mastered by only the most diligent and devoted persons. it requires great concentration of will, soundness of body, and usually accompanies detailed interpretations of the tantric squishing postitions from the 'old texts' by practiced masters. with repeated use, either the squished, or the squishee will experience various sensations related to : enlightenment, confusion, pleasure, pain, cramping, warmth, and sometimes death.
i feel the after effects of your tantric squishing!
by minnie mary mollie May 27, 2010
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smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006
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squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour
Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking
by ApcharA August 6, 2017
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Sushing

We’re sushing
by Usuwhwja February 14, 2020
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slushing

Since the 1970s, this was driving a car with wide tires in the centerlane after a snow storm. The centerlane was usually not plowed. This resulted in slush being sprayed into the oncoming traffic.
We went slushing in the delta last night.

I tried going slushing in a honda but the tires weren't wide enough to do any good.
by Joe Iron March 25, 2008
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