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squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon
during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.
by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004
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squirkle

ZOMFGZ!! A Squirkle!
by Mike939393 January 16, 2008
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SQUIRL!

A mythical creature used to distract others while in a conversation when you lose your train of thought. Derived from Pixar's movie "up" in which a squirrel distracts the dogs but never appears in the movie.
Example with no SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he..... what was I saying?

Example with SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he, SQUIRL!.... said he was going to get food.
by Goliath520 March 30, 2010
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squirble

1. To lose something very precious.

2. To wrestle away from; to make unattainable
1. If you're not careful, you could lose your grip on that gift and squirble it forever.

2. Circumstance squirbled her away from him.
by Aquila Sunrise February 7, 2009
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squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.
She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.
by djstan627 December 29, 2011
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squirell hunting

1. has nothing to do with squirells but the art of when having over 3 women in bed with you searching for the right "squirell" also known as vagina
dude last night i went to this raging party got a few girls tipsy got down in bed and went squirell hunting allllll damn night!
by cdogg November 5, 2006
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squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.
"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."
by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008
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