Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.

"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."

by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Cherry Squeeze-it

When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.

Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.

by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020