Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023

canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023

Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024

Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019

Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017

Squeezer

A two thumb foot rub predominantly on the arch of the foot.

Sweetheart, my feet are so tired. Can I please have some squeezers?

by Sullivan Elizabeth March 17, 2025

Ball Squeezer

A Man who does not use the act masturbation so instead he squeezes his testicles until he gets an erection. once he gets an erection he proceeds to then go to sleep.

this guy dosent nut, he is a ball squeezer

by Anonymoususer67 November 6, 2025