squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015

Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017

Squeege

Usually a man who is a tattle tale, or goes out of their way to get other people in trouble, even at the expense of setting them up to do it.

Watch what you're doing around him cause he's a little squeege.

by Shell -Shell August 19, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019