squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

by idgafimanon October 26, 2015

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 25, 2016

Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

by MKULTRA March 31, 2015

River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.

Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

gym squatter

someone who sits on a piece of equipment/machine, doom scrolling and NOT working out

I couldn’t get all of my work out in bc of the gym squatters

by Latttf April 16, 2025