Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011

cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile

Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door

by Some guy June 28, 2003

Soul Snatcher

A redhead that has the power to steal ones soul through sexual intercourse. The soul is sucked out of the penis or vagina. While this process is painless, it can be very gratifying or
humiliating

Guy 1: "Dude i had some crazy wild sex with that Soul Snatcher last night!"

Guy 2: You mean that redhead you met at the bar. You Know you dont have a soul now, right?"

Guy 1: " Dude i dont even care that was the best sex ever!"

by Soulless Chum February 17, 2010

scratcher

An inexperienced, untalented, unclean and untrained tattooer. Though usually found working out of home kitchens, they have been known to find work in disreputable tattoo shops. The word "Scratcher" comes from the look of the, so called "tattoos", they produce. Looking more like colored scratchs, than recognizable images.

"Dang man, I got a tat-gun. I'll hook you up in my trailer for a case'a'bud" Phrase frequently used by scratchers

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005

Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

by Kailley July 11, 2007

garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

by mem September 5, 2005