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squance

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.
by lewestogger May 29, 2009
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Squaggle

Squaggling is the intense, more active form of cuddling in which a couple does everything they can to maximize the surface area of body-to-body contact which increases stimulation all over the body. To achieve squaggling status:
1) Be embraced to the point of near suffocation (if it is a true squaggle, this will feel good)
2) The appendages (arms, legs, and if you got the length, schlongs) of the squagglers should be wrapped around and intertwined with eachother
3) While it is possible to squaggle with both partners facing the same direction, the most intense squaggling occurs when the partners face eachother (a few obvious pros of facing eachother are the eye to eye and boobie to boobie contact)
4) Once an embrace is established and appendages are intertwined, hands, feet, fingers, toes, and any other body part that is able to roam and stimulate should get busy!

*NOTE: Squaggling does not involve intercourse, and although the outcome of a good squaggling session usually RESULTS in an intense shag, the terms intercourse and squaggling are distinctly different.
Squaggling is like massages, it usually turns into sex!

I love to squaggle the shit outta my man when i havent seen him in a long time!

When im tired i like to cuddle, but when im excited, feeling passionate, or horny i like to squaggle!
by JessnJosh December 14, 2006
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To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.
Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!
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squandwiched

Getting ones caught in a rotary entrance
Damn those rotary entrances, I jus got squandwiched,
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Squanning

Going to Manasquan for the weekend. May include laying out on the beach or frequenting Leggets, the Osprey, O'Neill's and even Parker House in Sea Girt.
"Hey Laura, are you squanning it this weekend?"
"Hells yea I am! Can't wait to do the strut at the Osprey!"
by ilovesquan June 4, 2009
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Squanovering

The act of being sloppy, being stupid and breaking things while drunk.
There's a hole in our wall because you were squanovering last night.
by Squa July 27, 2013
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squandflappus

The sound produced when your turd hits the toilet water.
I just made a really loud squandflappus when my poop hit the water.
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