Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

squaiffing

The term used when the end of your spliff creates a quiff like appearance and burns most incompatably with the way in which you intend it to blaze.

Solution is to moisten the end of your index finger and slowly carress the under belly of the spliff (the area of the spliff which is burning in isolation) and blow through the filter until you see the flint burn red. Then inhale and enjoy :o)

yo hallaballoooo your joints squaiffing sort it out

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 14, 2008

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Barrel Snuffing

To no scope in a first person shooter, such as call of duty, or halo

noob A: wow look at this kid barrel snuffing
noob B: you mean no scoping?

by uncledrunkie December 19, 2012

Louisiana swamp stuffing

When a guy shoves a frog in a girls vagina and fucks her till the frog dies

Kevin was really horny so he decided to give Josie a Louisiana swamp stuffing.

by Albogenius March 30, 2011