squiffet

the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"

2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"

by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008

Squiffie

1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.

1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."

by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008

Squarfer

The combonation of a wigglesnarf, ( A person who sniffs bycicle seats after kids have been sittting on it for a while) and a snarfer ( who farts in the bathtub and attempts to eat the fart bubbles), and a quarfer ( who queefs in the bathtub and attempts to eat the queef bubbles)

the old women was a squarfer

by We are Cool May 28, 2010

Squiffle

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018