spud up

A way to say hello or goodbye (Like safe or sound)

Spud up mate, see you tomorrow

by joe gilsenan May 11, 2008

spud gun

A makeshift cannon for shooting potatoes, usually made from PVC pipe. The two major varieties are pneumatic guns, which rely on compressed air, and combustion guns, in which a flammable chemical such as hair spray is ignited.

Guy at the hardware store: "I love shooting spud guns, just be careful not to blow a hole through your liver".

by puffy October 20, 2004

yellow spud

Australian vernacular for a jaundiced baby

Mary pushed out a yellow spud.

by lalicious November 13, 2006

Butt Spud

A SHORT BLACK GAY MAN WHO GIVES UP HIS ASS FOR ANY COLOR COCK

NIGGAS A BUTT SPUD, STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 04, 2017

Spuds MacKenzie

That dog who drinks a lot of beer.

Beer makes you cool, like Spuds MacKenzie.

by Curt Crawford October 13, 2004

spud water

The the sex liquid produced from masterbating before full puberty is reached. The resulting liquid isn't thick and creamy like normal spunk but thin and pale like the water you peeled your potatoes in. Pronounced: Spud Watta.

Bloke 1: "Do you remember when you first started wanking?'
Bloke 2: "Yeah, all that came out at the end was some milky piss!"
Bloke 1: "You know that's called Spud Watta don't you?!"
Bloke 2: "HA HA, No, never heard of that before, that's well fucking funny! HA HA!"
Bloke 1: "I know, HA HA!"

"Paul was trying out wanking for the first time but all he could produce was spud water"

by Industrial Grit November 07, 2013

Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

by Thahash March 03, 2019