Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

by Slice January 29, 2003

spackle

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....

oops i just spackled in my shorts!!!

by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009

sprachling

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.

'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."

by mullboy September 4, 2009

Spackling

The act of sucking/pulling up your butthole

I had a turtle head poppin out of my butt so i started spackling it back inside my rectum.

by vanksie November 1, 2010

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011

crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.

Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.

by schluss March 15, 2008

Sprankle

To get some action (i.e. kissing, making out etc)

or

Someone who gives you that action

I got some serious sprankle last night

or

Guess what? I have a new sprankle!

by katmaria March 14, 2008