Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

Splinkle

When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle

On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!

by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

by Chooj July 29, 2021

Spunk bubble

A definition of a young man who sees himself as being superior to those of older rank. It refers to the young male as someone who was a mere bubble of ejeculate when older, superior males were forging their way in the world. It is a term of derision and resentment upon the youth of today, who see going to the toilet and eating as their sole achievements in life.

‘So, you think that you know it all! When I was fighting in the army you were nothing more than a spunk bubble, you worthless, drug-crazed , chromium-plated retard!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023

Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.

Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010

Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.

Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

Slunk

A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.

What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?

by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020