Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

by aldwardo October 13, 2006

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007

slooter

The act of trying to sleep with as many people as possible, at all possible times. Included but not limited to: being Stoned, Drunk, Stoned and Drunk, Passed out with sharpie all over your face, or even after masturbating in radio stations. Slooters also tend to hang out with other Slooters. When one Slooter is around there are usually more, because true Slooters slang together.

Strokeman is a Slooter!

by Brett S. August 27, 2005

cricket splinters

Splinters in one's vaginal area.

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!

by g unit May 4, 2004

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 19, 2008

Sploonge

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...

i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!

by avaflava February 6, 2010