Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

by usmellsobad December 7, 2022

slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.

If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.

by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

Splapp-Me-Do

Splapp-me-do is a video and game/quiz maker, mostly known for his game the impossible quiz, of which he has made two versions. If one looks in to his works more closely, however, you can find he has made several flash-animations, at least one of which has been referenced in the impossible quiz. Truly a crazy guy, Splapp-me-do's favorite kind of humor is of the most vulgar kind, yet it can also range to very innocent (See "Elephants Don't Like Mice," on the impossible quiz 1).

Splapp-Me-Do's infamous the impossible quiz is an internet phenomenon; his flash animations and tricky questions are amusing and impossibly frustrating.

Of all the webrities I would like to meet, Splapp-Me-Do would have to be one of the top 3, for his comic genius and insanity - he must be fun to hang out with.

Girl: "Ugh, the impossible quiz is so frustrating!"
Boy: "I know, Splapp-Me-Do must be an evil genius!"

by Katarin Valkyri March 14, 2009