sneef

when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.

This Amber girl definitely sneefed in class today. The air was the full of a fishy aroma.

by Popeye I May 6, 2011

shneebits

anything you want it to mean

she sucked my shneebits. i killed shneebits

by Jacoby shneebits December 29, 2007

Snee-poo-pee

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Sneegazm

Related to ticklefuck. When you tickle your girlfriend's nostril gently with e.g. a toothpick in order to create a sneeze while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "I tickled Connie's nose with a cat's ass-hair yesterday when we we're doing it."
Steve: "I use a feather and white pepper or chili powder to make my Suzy sneegazm like a god-damn retard all over me!"
Gary: "Take a napkin and just pinch and roll one corner of it and stick it up her schnoz!"
Connie: "Jesus Christ, Gary! You sure know how to please a woman, don't you?"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson December 6, 2021

shneed

A versatile, variable of a word that can be used in place of any other word unbeknownst to the speaker.

"That's very shneed of you."

by rickwhohatesyou August 7, 2006

rat sneed

A person who frequently partakes in the consumption of marijuana, yet never fulfills his duty of purchasing a bag or "going-in" on a sack. Frequently runs under the guise of only participating in the smoke-out, because he was offered (which is all the time). Person may have confused self image issues, meaning that while he may enjoy smoking other people's herb, often multiple times a day/evening; he cannot allow himself to become, "one of those people," that buys pot.

"Hey Sheldon, what's up with you man, you never take your turn, buying a sack?!"

"Oh I only smoke cause you offer it man, we don't have to smoke..."

"Stop stealing our weed, you RAT SNEED!"

by P. Rat June 6, 2017

sneebly

sneebly is an attitude, or a way someone is acting.

noun- to be sneebly, is to be stingie, sneeky, to be a pederass, pedefile, ect.

adjective- to act in a sneebly manner.

john you are acting very sneebly about this whole situation, just ask her out already.

oh pablo, ya that is kid is so sneebly.

by juju2425 August 1, 2011