selisha

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

by ISK May 23, 2014

Slisp

A cripple who has both a stutter and a lisp

That niggas got a slisp.

by jnelz10 September 6, 2017

a salisbury

when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.

Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?

Cunt: Yeah no one cares

Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!

Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!

by anitagofradump February 16, 2012

Salisbury

Your Salisbury (or Salisbury Plain) is the stretch of barren land between scrotum and ringpiece.

'Tut, I've got an itchy Salisbury...'

by Derek Mullings September 7, 2007

salisbury

a hovel in the northern suburbs. its the south aussie equivalent of a ghetto. ugh.

im 13, pregnant with my 3rd kid 2 a different father, and have an dope plant growing in my backyard. i must be from salisbury

by chickybabe January 30, 2006

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004

Solas

Pure Irish awesomeness.

See that Solas over there? Epic, isn't he?

by Solas November 5, 2011