Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.

Soggy Muffin by judg3 May 5, 2004

Soggy Stinker 

A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.

(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")

"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"

"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"

Soggy Stinker by AnalMayhemSodomyBot August 26, 2009

Soggy Petri Dish 

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

Soggy Petri Dish by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010

Soggy Martini 

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

Soggy Martini by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

Soggy Cupcake 

Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.

Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.

Soggy Cupcake by Lefty317 September 27, 2017

soggy treymol 

when a group of males jerk their jimmies onto treymol. the last one to ejaculate has to lick all the fluids off treymol's hairy pubes

everyone went to treymol's house for a soggy treymol

soggy treymol by bigchungushentai March 3, 2019

soggy elephant 

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

soggy elephant by whealybin April 5, 2023