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Snowball Snooki 

A nickname for failed 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin. The nickname plays off of the winter weather predominant in Palin's home state of Alaska, combined with the popular Jersey Shore character, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who has a similar IQ and who also says things that make people want to punch her in the face.
Did you hear what Snowball Snooki just tweeted? I can't believe anybody would say something like that! If she keeps talking like that, I'll probably punch her in the face!
Snowball Snooki by Cashman73 January 13, 2011
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snowball kiss 

when you kiss after cuming during 69in'
also called a snowball
After my girl & I 69ed we snowball kissed each other and exchanged cum
snowball kiss by Mike K. March 17, 2004

Snowball Fight 

You must begin by sitting in a circle with several other men, and furiously masturbating to produce a large quantity of sperm. After each man has a load in his hand, they begin throwing it at each other until there is nothing left to throw.
I can't believe we had that Snowball Fight last night. Now my room is covered with jizz.
Snowball Fight by bdacanay October 1, 2010

snowball kiss 

(v) when a guy splooges all up in a hoes mouth and she doesn't spit or swallow;rather, she goes to kiss the guy and drops his man milk in his mouth
I was so mad at Mike for pushing my head down, that when i was done I gave hime a snowball kiss.
snowball kiss by Moist and sexy December 9, 2006

snowball kiss 

snowball kiss is where a chick gives head but doesn't swallow when the guy cums then afterwards kisses him and spits it back into his mouth.
this can either be done before a break-up or for enjoyment.

*if this is going to be performed before a break-up it is wisely suggested to run like hell after it to aviod any hits*

afta he blew his load in my mouth, i pretented to swallow then proceeded to give him a snowball kiss... spittin his cum into his mouth nd runnin like hell as i dumped him
snowball kiss by SatansAngel July 29, 2006

Snowball Express 

When a guy puts some mashed potatoes in a plastic bag, puts his cock in the bag, and then proceeds to pound his lady, sticking his mashed potato-covered dick inside her vagina. This prevents conception since the vagina is protected from the cock by not only the plastic bag but the potatoes as well.

It can also be done with toothpaste, whipped cream, or other white airy materials instead of potatoes
Dude 1: Hey I got some potatoes

Dude 2: Tiime for the ol' Snowball Express

snowball ii 

When, after the act of a woman passing cum into a man’s mouth, the man quickly ducks down and blows it into her pussy like a goddamn ninja.
Bob may be slow, but it’s a miracle he was born considering he was the product of a snowball II.
snowball ii by rvfvs June 25, 2018