Snodging

The act of sniffing a seat or place where a female has been sat to gain arousal

Hey bro what you been doing today? Well I saw the girls hockey team had been sat on the picnic benches so I've been snodging all afternoon

by Pieman3030 January 8, 2019

Snorgtees Guy

Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.

Fail.

To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.

I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

smorge

(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)

1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge

by Pete Barra February 17, 2009

snog

British children's and young adult's slang for "Kissing". It also describes a lusty wild kiss...

by J. Michael Reiter August 20, 2003

Snargar

(1) A cigarette

Todd liked to puff on a snargar with his coffee.

by themroxfordbobby January 12, 2004

snergle

Snergle: a snuggle huggle with a potential for pets. Pets being gentle caresses. I invented this word online six to seven years ago. I am not sure why it was rejected 1st time through.I can have people verify I invented this word.
snergle, snergled, counter-snergled.

Hela snergled Nessa and then petted her til she purred.Lady Hela counter-snergled Ravenwolf after she snergled LadyHela.

by LadyHela May 24, 2006

Snorgtees Hater

Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.

These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.

(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).

Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?

Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...

by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011