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Chuck Norris is a master in the art of sneakery.
by MadHatter Murphy December 16, 2005
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Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014
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sneakerhead

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Somebody who owns a number of sneakers and is always up on the latest J's that come out. Their collections consist of rare, vintage, and collectable sneakers from classic Chuck Taylor's to custom Nikes.
Jay: "Man Kam, you have so many sneakers!"
Kam: "I mean what can I say? I'm a certified sneakerhead!!"
by WONDEROO!! June 30, 2008
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A lyric to a Rihanna song. No one knows what it means lol.
Hey bro, what does bitin speakers in the face mean?
by Lalalallall March 2, 2018
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sneaker whore

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Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.
Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!
by Dashmatticks January 6, 2008
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Sneaker Pimp

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(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.
A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.
by ubermudskipper March 9, 2010
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sneaker squid

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To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.
He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!
by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006
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