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smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
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smores

graham cracker with a marshmallow and chocolate in between
or
a whore wearing a white t-shirt that poured choclate sauce all over herself with the assumption that in doing so she will get lucky?
what x-actly are smores im not really sure
by COOLEST biatch February 20, 2007
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Smoreo's

Put a toasted Marshmellow between 2 Oreo cookies halves, it's the best
me and my nigga's were sitting around the campfire singing songs and eating Smoreo's it was the da bomb, fur shizzle
by psz July 11, 2009
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slorb

A combination of a slut, a whore, and a bitch. A female that most people find it very hard to gain a liking towards.
BOB: Dude, Sally is a slorb, just dump her.
DAN : I don't care, I just wanna fuck her titties.
by slorbfuxer June 23, 2009
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Smoretion

Smoretion: The act of cooking and eating smores, a common action someone might take while camping with a loved one.. possibly in a tent.
The couple misunderstood their desire for smoretion.
by EchoSpecial July 9, 2019
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gord smore

when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).
damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!
by vanchelsing July 18, 2011
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Smorble

The sexual act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's asshole and vagina, respectively, far enough until both fingers can feel the touch of the other finger.

Once this stage has been completed, one can proceed as they wish, but some popular techniques are to wiggle both fingers or move them in a circle while maintaining contact through the skin.
Bro I smorbled my girlfriend so hard last night she came in 3 seconds.

lmao u actually reading this?

poo
by theoriginalnibba January 25, 2022
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