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Smokey C's 

Person one: hey, you got any smokey c's?
Person two: of course!
Smokey C's by andIcall June 18, 2011

'smokey bacon' complex 

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."

smokey dumpster 

When a male gets oral sex when taking a poop.
A man sits on the toilet and tells his loved one he wants a blowjob while he is taking a poop. His loved one yells back WHAT!!!....his answer is, I want a Smokey Dumpster.
smokey dumpster by Eddie Van November 1, 2006

smokey colon 

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.
"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
smokey colon by goblinmonger January 8, 2009

Smokey the Bear 

One who discourages performing the act of a flaming amazon.
Smokey the Bear says "And remember kids, flaming amazons can be painful and seriously injure one or both participants!!"
Smokey the Bear by whirly pop April 6, 2005

Smokey Bacon 

Wanna get some smokey bacon for tonight bro?
Smokey Bacon by Dr Pot November 2, 2013