Dead Sled

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

by Heavy Pootis Guy February 28, 2014

Texas sled

The biggest, most diversity-friendly love hug ever. Ever ever.

Even though you dropped a lot of N-bombs playing Halo 3, I still want to give you a Texas sled.

by Sam Rolens September 20, 2008

clam sledding

slippery slopes? more like slippery snatch ;) this term is a synonym for SCISSORING

hey phoebe! you tryna go clam sledding tonight?

can we go clam sledding in your car tonight?

by tittyporter June 28, 2019

pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023

head sled

A helmet with bicycle attached to it used for directing a girl while administering a blow job (horn & streemers optional).

Guy: Let's strap on that head sled suzi and go for a ride

Suzi: awsome, strap it on and lets party

by Samael Cutter September 12, 2008

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 06, 2003

Outdoor Sledding

Same as Indoor Sledding except that the woman keeps her pants on.

Outdoor Sledding satisfied her alright.

by shane November 14, 2003