skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs

Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.

by skype-able December 9, 2009

skype five

giving a high five through skype

woo good job. skype five!

by skype_lover August 5, 2010

Skype me now

A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.

Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't
"Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS

by SheepSugary December 12, 2019

Skype Sex

Two fat unattractive people waving their genetils at their respective webcams whilst talking dirty.

Dude, Alex and Johnny had skype sex last night.

by Logan_The_Badass March 25, 2016

skype it out

To figure something out on skype.

My bf oversees and I are having trouble figuring out where to go on holidays this year. We're going to have to skype it out tonight.

by Linus McD. September 16, 2011

Skype Porn

Where you Skype your friend and tell him to look up porn then they share their screen and you mute them and watch the porn and then the porn isn't on your history!.....Genious

hey dude lets called up Bon and do some Skype Porn!

by Arnold Xavior July 8, 2012

Skype Pipe

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.

"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."

by tpleezy April 13, 2010