When it comes to having a mustache... he’s the king, the emperor, the chosen one! When his mustache shakes, the planet faces an anomaly of increased natural disasters. His hat game is next level type shit, my nigga! This boy got a tree trunk on him. Bitches get scared...nah mean?
by Mutantxpit May 07, 2018
Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude
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by Coltn bass April 27, 2020
Your everyday typical PHIL SWIFT faggot, made only in vietnam and china possibly the stretchiest face you'll ever fuck with your horse cock, he is a flat out goobersmooch who will only give yo bitch two tiddlywinks of cum, he is the most amazing girl gorilla hybrid and will always bring a good time to your 8 year old birthday party, he gets cannibalistic around carrots and george bush. he is the gayest of the faggots in the north pole usually buttfucked by me donald j trump
by Mr. Unknown but known December 21, 2018
He a bitch
by Stinkpoo115 April 30, 2022
Cooler than you
by SkylersFriend January 09, 2021