no-win situation

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

by Colin Todd February 9, 2005

ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.

Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.

by mclayman February 26, 2010

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

sticky situation

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.

Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

by Danny8997 January 11, 2010

Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

by thumpturtle March 16, 2011