Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 02, 2022

Siri

Contact information for WHO!?

Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Siri

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by December 16, 2020

Siri for really

A cute way of saying “wow, is that true”

For reals!

definitely a reference from a UK tv show but can’t remember which one.

Boyfriend “I got you a pressie”
Girlfriend “what?! Siri for really”

by May 30, 2023

Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.

"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?

by sensei10 August 25, 2023

Vindusvisker Siri

Definitionen på en god vektor, der er med på det nyeste nye indenfor meme verdenen

- "Er det her et godt meme?"
- "Jeg ved det ikke, spørg Vindusvisker Siri"

by Bster2020 April 27, 2020