Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

siri

A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)

some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!

by donsfuneral May 30, 2022

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021

Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

siri

georgian slang for penis

1)dude you are so siri
2) I'll put siri on your face

by oqro kaci February 15, 2021

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016