A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.
by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019
a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.
by juul pods February 11, 2020
by TeirTeir June 20, 2018
Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..
Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022
Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Theandroiduser January 02, 2022
Contact information for WHO!?
Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017