Single

A wretched state to be in when you're in love with someone who is in love with someone else / pretends that you don't exist.

I'm single, and he's in a relationship. Woe is I!

by dead fluff November 20, 2009

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Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

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Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

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single surplus

The surplus of money that comes after a break-up. Often spent on new clothing and electronics. Only applies to working males.

Girl: Wow, nice new clothes you got there!
Guy: Thanks, spent my single surplus money on them.

by deckardk February 19, 2011

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Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

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single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

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