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Simp Slut

A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.
Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!
by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
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Simp Queen

A female social figure that attracts all the simps (male based followers)
Person 1: "Look at all of those simps trying to get a response from her..."
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"
by Super_kyle July 16, 2020
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anime boy simp

anime boy simp is basically a simp for anime boys and no one else.
" so who do you simp for?!"
"anime boys, i'm a anime boy simp!"
by animeboysimp September 4, 2020
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No Simp September

A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020
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Super Simp

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps
“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”
by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020
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freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
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Simp ass nigga

a dude gettin played for his money by a female or allows her ta walk all ova him jus ta get some ass
a simp ass nigga is...
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006
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