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Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009
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Signal Fart

A fart that smells horrible because you are about to take a huge shit.
Bob's signal farts were clearing rooms at the party until he went to the bathroom.
by Crazytacobubble October 23, 2014
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Signature move

Your own unique dance move that you break out on special occasions to bring joy to your mates.
It’s not a party unless Cheryl rocks her signature move.
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Signalwave

A subgenre of vaporwave utilising old japanese tv commercials and manipulating them in some way (e.g looping, etc.)
Do you listen to signalwave?
by corruptedharddrive March 3, 2021
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Simamkele

WAMKELEKILE! Simamkele is xhosa name that means “ we welcomed him/her.” it’s a unisex name and it explains briefly how the family welcomed the baby with warm hands
Simamkele lomntana
by the ragdoll November 22, 2021
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Intelligence signaling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signaling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 14, 2020
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Skill Signature

There are players who frequently use one or more skills, but there are several skills in Minecraft, as well as what you commonly use determines your signature

A Skill Signature is often a player's strength or it can be also use as their weakness, each signature has a counter; but not game sense, and as I previously stated, combining skills and what you commonly use determines your skill signature

Game sense is the most important skill in Minecraft, and it is often referred to as the Universal skill because the only skill that can counter it is itself, suppose it depends on how they use it
Player 1:What's you Skill Signature in Minecraft?
Player 2: Uhm I'm •••••••• type of a player

Player 1: Cool
by AlaskaPolo November 5, 2022
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