Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

by Froggo boi January 16, 2022

Sidewalker

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.

He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.

by mr sawyer February 9, 2022

Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

Sidewalk Painter

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009

Sneaking out sideways

The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.

Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.

by Ideal August 28, 2005

sidewalk sale

Frantic hook-up scene outside a bar after closing time

I had such terrible luck last night that I didn't get any play until the sidewalk sale

by danaphosaurus December 12, 2007

sittin sidewayz

Driving in your car leaning against the door. As seen in the music video.

(From The Rolling Stones magazine.)

I was sittin sidewayz on the way to your house.
Did you see Paul wall Sittin Sidewayz?

by -Steve- September 28, 2005