Sideways Susan

When a sex partner performs oral sex to there lover while laying on their side.

I gave Jonathan a fantastic "sideways susan"last night after we had our date.

by muddbutt the nasty wolf June 18, 2018

get it sideways

Party hard as fuck
Snort lines of cocaine with the boys
The act of doing hardcore drugs at a party

Yo Dequavis, you tryna get it sideways tn?
I need some cocaine Jeff, we bouta get it sideways?

by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.

Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!

by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

by Naturecamper June 7, 2018

Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016

sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".

"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!

by The sensitive one March 13, 2009

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005