sideways hater

Someone who talks shit while you either walk away or they walk away. This person is soft on getting hard and probably never fucked someone up in a fight. They talk shit while you walk away because that is the only thing this pussy bitch can do to frustrate you.
The fake fag is a sideways hater.
by the last real don April 01, 2011
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sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button
We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing
by Thasriht November 25, 2017
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sideways-plop

Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.
"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"

"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022
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Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
by Orato Ashimoro October 02, 2016
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Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.
by Naturecamper May 19, 2018
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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 25, 2005
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sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".
"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!
by The sensitive one March 14, 2009
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