Death Shredder

The death shredder is when someone holds their own penis and a second person (usually another male) moves the first person's arm up and down manually, thus "helping" the person masturbate. Since the second person isn't touching the penis directly, it isn't gay.

During the drive to Maryland they got really bored and so Bill gave Jordan a death shredder while I was driving.

by msumaltman September 22, 2009

eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.

Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!

by Alana, Arista and Adella January 1, 2009

Shredded

A verb: to do something amazing or to beat someone really bad in anything.

Dude, did you see me beat John in basketball 11 - 0? I SHREDDED him!!!

by Afrunk June 2, 2010

shredderific

1. Relating to Shred, to feel happy or content because of listening to hardcore metal or playing music of the like

see shred

"Dude, what did you do last night?"
"Dude, i fully played some hardcore metal!"
"DUDE!! Thats sick! How did you feel after that?"
"SHREDDERIFIC, Dude!"

by Resshredhead December 29, 2007

Shredder bug

Annoying little fuckers

That shredder bug got me again

by Pat46895 January 21, 2022

skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009