Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Shank

To violently stab someone with the intent of causing serious damage, commonly used when in the presence of a zombie

Jenni Mawson "I'm gonna shank ya"

by The Norton Lass February 9, 2015

Lamb Shank Day

Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.

"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"

"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"

by EwuT September 30, 2012

Lamb Shank Day

An annual Blackpool tradition occurring on the third Saturday of every July, wherein the locals construct a ceremonial pile of lamb shanks, leaving them out to dry in the summer heat.

"Oh yeah, me and my mates got trashed a few years ago and got arrested for disturbing the Lamb Shank Day pile."

by outbreakrt March 12, 2021

Schrank

A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.

"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."

by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005

Poop Shank

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

by Robadelli January 29, 2009

Shank

A word used by the gladers in the maze runner series. Equivalent to an insult.

Person A: Nice to meet you Shank welcome to the glade

by ThatOneFangirlMegan April 19, 2018