shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

socket impact

The feeling you get from taking a hit of crack from a socket or crack pipe, smoking crack in a socket

Georgie felt the socket impact in the basement!

by NBS Team July 24, 2009

Shookething

A next level version of being fabulous and amazing

Human1: Oh my god that was amazing

Human2: That is shookething

by Abiisfabulous May 19, 2018

smocket league

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds

i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks

by balec November 25, 2021

Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

meat socket

anus or pussy

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.

by nobody else here August 10, 2017

Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.

by HotPcktz October 16, 2017