sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

Shnailing

Chilling or lounging with friends

“Where is Chris?”
“He’s shnailing with his new girl.”

by Snailloved101 November 6, 2022

sharking

Offering low prices for an item knowing full well that it's worth more than what the seller thinks
(Picture nemo shark smile)

85% buff is a shark ass offer man

blud just got sharked for this blue gem

sharking is crazy lucrative man

by anomaly85 August 30, 2023

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

Binge-Sharing

Sharing numerous memes or chain posts on Facebook or other social media in one short period of time, usually because you got bored and can't stop scrolling down your news feed.

"Oooh, puppies! My friends would love this vid."
"OMG this cat pic is so cute! Share."
"This could really promote social change."
"This riles me up, therefore EVERYONE needs to know about it."

Sorry, I got trapped in a cycle of binge-sharing.

by thejazzflutist November 5, 2014

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017