SHANA

Acronym: She Has A Nice Ass. When a hot girl is in hearing distance this can be used.

Dude1-"SHANA"
Dude2- " Hell yeah!"

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Shan-tan

Invented by RH from Hartlepool. When you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. Leaving you with visible white bits. This has no relation to the taxi driver tan.

Look at her shan-tan, she looks like she's got 'Best of Both' tits!

by Rachh1985 June 3, 2010

shalang

super hot; extremely good looking, etc.

damn, that chick is SHALANG.

by Mariah Benson January 9, 2008

shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

schlan

a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".

"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."

As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."

by Deep Dark Tropical Schlan September 3, 2009

Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011