shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

shitbake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

Can be used interchangably with shitsnake and shithound

e.g. "Watch max totally screw this up, he's such a shitbake"

"You're a shitbake, you can't possibly do this"

by lenzomaru January 3, 2012

Shitmate

When two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. Navy. Replaces "shipmate" with "shitmate."

*Word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled*

"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"

by rukasu_01 May 14, 2014

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

Shitmate

A nice way of calling someone a shitbag, i.e. not being squared away or being disgusting.

Hey shitmate! Fix your cover, that ain't your grandad's ball cap.

Shitmate go hygiene, you smell like ass.

by Slackjaw Johnson November 10, 2019

Shaymaker

A flirtatious young woman, usually with a lot of bodies. In a male context, it is used for idiots.

Hoe : wsp guys
alpha male: shut up you Shaymaker!!

by woo0w May 13, 2020

shiteater57

swag, was dagashis, genshin player, shit kinker, friends with a baka

shiteater57 is super baka.

by amongusventi March 26, 2021