Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

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Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025

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Shitbox Fever

(noun)
When your shitbox gains a substantial amount of power due to sub freezing air temperatures, caused by the oxygen content increasing from the cold air.

"Dude, holy shit, I did a 0-60 in 9 seconds flat thanks to that shitbox fever"

by EmiliaTansCheeks January 24, 2026

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Shit box sneaker car

A high mileage, moderately damaged vehicle with an Ace of Bass cd stuck in the cd player.

Yesterday, Sheryl pulled up in my driveway in her shit box sneaker car blasting Ace of Bass.

by Drummer2 May 4, 2021

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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009