slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

thick as pigs shit

Peter Andre and Joey Essex

Peter Andre is as thick as pigs shit

by banana22010 December 26, 2013

boring as bat shit

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.

That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

busy as a cat burying shit

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

by Blake November 12, 2002