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two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
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sheesh

An expression of astonishment about something, or someone reacting e.g. unexpectedly emotional.
The expression probably comes from the Turkish Çüş!, which is pronounced similarly and means about the same.
It probably does not have anything to do with "Jeezus", etymology wise.
Spoilt brat: Bwaaaaaa I wanted *rasp*berry icecream, not Blackberry! *Bursts into tears*
New nanny: Sheesh, it doesn't taste that much different, you must be a spoilt brat
by whatshouldisay June 30, 2014
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sheeky

spirited + cheeky; fresh with individual style.
meSheeky. you sheeky?
by ces09 September 7, 2009
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sheesh

like saying, "geez" or something
Person 1: *steps on person 2's foot*

Person 2: Sheesh, man that hurt!
by me July 17, 2004
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Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
by LlSS April 21, 2008
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Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.
“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”
by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022
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Sheepskin

What condoms used to be made of... used as a replacement for the word "condom" so people can't tell how perverted and disgusting you are.
Bob:Dude can I borrow a sheepskin?
Joe: Sure(hands Bob condom)
by thegirlbehindyou April 26, 2011
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