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Shampoo Stew 

The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."

"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
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shapoodin 

2 types of shoes that look like the other shoes
Look at those shapoodin
shapoodin by Shapoodin December 12, 2019

Shampoosiando 

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.
Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.
Shampoosiando by 7031 April 14, 2022

Shampoo Yogurt 

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.
I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.

Apple Shampoo 

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
Apple Shampoo by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.
I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.

Pass The Shampoo 

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).
Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................