Shallow Ship

When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.

Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."

by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012

shallow afro

A thinning afro. Or a thin afro.

Why would she wear a thin afro? =SHALLOW AFRO

by Jmonroe352 May 18, 2018

Shallow Person

Someone who cant tell what feelings are

A teenage male often appears as a shallow person to teenage females, as females often have a set expectation

by Livrs August 12, 2021

Shallow Hal Goggles

When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.

Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.

Compare and contrast beer goggles.

Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?

Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.

by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011

Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook

I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests

by Fake plant January 27, 2019

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006