The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 25, 2011
Get the Sergeant McHammerfistmug. A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024
Get the Sergeant Squirtmug. Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024
Get the Sergeant Majormug. A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.
Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
by thearmymancan April 25, 2022
Get the Sergeant Marshallmug. DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.
by mcjrotia January 4, 2015
Get the Sergeant Waymug. Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?
Grunt: They gone sir.
Officer: Why?
Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
Grunt: They gone sir.
Officer: Why?
Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018
Get the staff sergeant brothersmug. A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.
"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."
by Nonebit June 29, 2025
Get the Command Sergeant Moderatormug.