sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

Sergeant Vicky

Someone who likes to have sex with animals, especially dogs, and call them 'soldier' throughout.

'I saw Sergeant Vicky sucking off a rottweiler last night'

by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009

Sizzle sergeant

Sizzle sergeant is a twitter account that should have 5,000 followers . Sizzle sergeant is also the coolest person on twitter

Person 1 :Man sizzle sergeant should have 5,000 followers
Person 2 : ikr he's so cool

by Sizzle Sergeant March 1, 2020

1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company

Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies

by 1stSgt Red October 30, 2019

Sergeant Pepper

A Sergeant Pepper is when participating in anal sex with a female a man gets her on all fours and as he's about to ejaculate he whips out a pepper shaker places it under her nose causing her to have a sneezing fit thus tightening her muscles repeatedly around his penis.

I Sergeant Peppered that girl last night... she sneezed me into a mindblowing orgasm!

by Rose91 May 24, 2011

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Omega Sergeant

A strong and feared sergeant, both powerful and disciplined. Known to use the Ω symbol on their gear.

"Who's your sergeant?"
"It's Smith"
"Oh he's such an omega sergeant, you're lucky."

by cptcost June 23, 2025