Sancha

The woman that your man is cheating on you with. She's usually more of a freak in bed and will do things his wifey won't do.

If your'e a cutie Baby Boy i'll be your Sancha.

by Katrina November 16, 2004

Shocking Sanchez

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.

After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.

by Buck Futt April 3, 2010

Happy Sanchez

Thief, shyster, rip-off, scam, criminal.
Variation of "Dirty Sanchez"

Taken from drug dealers in San Francisco's Mission district in the 80's-90's, who would show drugs for sale and then snatch they money offered and run away.

One drug Dealer in particular, a street musician, had the street nickname "happy Sanchez' due to the fact that he smiled and was super friendly before, during and after.
He would play guitar, sing, offer drugs and then take off after money was handed to him

"Don't go all Happy Sanchez on me and run away"

"he pulled a Happy on me"

"Lawyers are worse than a happy Sanchez"

"happy Sanchez!" (said when grabbing something from someone and running away. now popular in San Francisco public schools)

by Bofflo January 7, 2010

stoner sence

if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned

that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

kitty sanchez

A Kitty Sanchez is when a cat licks his crinkle and then licks someone's upper lip, leaving a crinkle surprise.

After taking a massive dump my cat gave me the Kitty Sanchez.

by Sarah Robin March 19, 2008

Pink Sanchez

After a hot session of unbridled finger fucking, when the penetrating finger is removed from the soaking wet cooch hole and wiped on your partners upper lip. Can be given by the girl after pleasuring herself or laid upon the girl’s upper lip by her partner after a steamy fingerbang session.

1.) Fuck that dirty old stripper; after she finger fucked the shit out of herself on my lap she gave me the pink sanchez!

2.) My girlfriend is so down she loves it when I give her a pink sanchez before work.

by A Man999 June 19, 2010

cat sanchez

When you take your finger and run it across a cats dirty ass and rub it under someone's nose.

When my wife falls asleep tonight I'm going to give her a Cat Sanchez

by Mr Dufresne October 23, 2013