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secondhand dip

An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.
Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.
by Durantula35 February 20, 2011
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Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves
Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.
by rosoideaes September 16, 2022
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Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.
That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.
by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022
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Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
by HexBuster May 25, 2014
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Secondhander

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it
Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up
by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019
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Secondhand Scolding

The uncomfortable sensation experienced when witnessing someone else being reprimanded or when hearing about a scolding secondhand, leading to feelings of anxiety or guilt as though the scolding were directed at you. This occurs due to the proximity of the reprimanding tone and the overall vibe, even though you are not the target.
Witnessing:"I was sitting in the office break room when the boss started yelling at Jake for missing a deadline. Even though it wasn't directed at me, I felt this intense secondhand scolding and my stomach knotted up."Reenacting:"My friend told me how her mom lectured her about not cleaning her room. She mimicked her mom's stern voice and harsh words, and I couldn't help but feel this wave of secondhand scolding wash over me."Proximity:"In class, the teacher was going off on a student for not doing their homework. Even though I always do mine, I could feel the secondhand scolding vibe and it made me anxious the rest of the day."
by Monarchis June 14, 2024
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Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.
OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?
by Chlojof March 20, 2021
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